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[asano_san]

Send those private messages his way.

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[good_ideas]

[There's really only one thing to do with a jar of bees.

Step 1: Sneak into the room of someone who had tried to convince you that you were being haunted by ghosts

Step 2: Apply bees which are thankfully diurnal creatures and will wake up with the sun. Just as Keigo will.

Step 3: Go home and sleep soundly knowing that there is at least one person who will never prank you again.

You're welcome, Keigo!]

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[asano_san]

[A tickle on the side of his face wakes Keigo up before the sun manages to do its work. Idly scratching that spot while he decides whether it's worth getting up earns him a sharp sting.]

Ow! What was-

[Now that he's awake, he notices it all. There's a slight hum in the air, and more importantly a more than slight quantity of bees flying around his room.

Keigo takes a deep breath - a bee almost flies into his wide-open mouth - and makes a dash for the door. It's jammed. He pounds against the wood.]

Help! Someone! Bees!

[That gets across his key concerns without wasting any words.

But in the moment he yells for help, he remembers he has a way to help himself. When he received the ring for accidentally ruining Ochako's day, he somehow knew the moment he touched it that it could be used to summon his own small swarm of insects. He grabs it from his pocket and thinks, "something to fight these bees."

Now there are even more bees, about to engage in some sort of territorial insect battle. Keigo hates magic.]

[totheno1]

[Fortunately, Kei had been meditating in his room that morning when he heard the cry for help. For a brief second, he wonders if he should bother to put up with his roommates'...everything.

He had no idea how much of a catastrophe he was walking into until he opened the room, possibly to tell him to calm down and hears what seemed like a bee-war going on inside.]

What the--

[He tries to move the door but it is jammed. To his credit, at least Kei doesn't waste time with what is or should I, merely that, he summons one of his Personas which slices part of the door, letting out some of the bees, but also giving him a better view of the insanity that was happening.]

I can't believe this!

[He doesn't even notice that it could be a good pun (nor would he care). He runs into the room, before grabbing Keigo by the collar and dragging him out. There's not much to do about the door now, so he just takes them out of the building completely.

And now that they are out...he can be properly angry.]

What is going on?!

[asano_san]

[Kei's here to save him! Keigo takes back any negative thoughts he's ever had about him.

Except for one small complaint.]

I was right by the door! You could have given me some warning before you broke it open!

[The sudden movements that come along with any emotional outburst from Keigo just get him stung again, but he's being pulled out of the house before he can say or do much else.]

I woke up to bees, and then I tried to summon something to fight the bees, and then there were more bees! I didn't learn my lesson with the wish...

#03B2F7

[withwisdom]

Hello Keigo,

I'm conducting some tests and I'd like to ask a favor of you. Specifically I'd like to ask if you care to be involved in them. Would you be willing to assist me in my endeavors?

-Zelda

[asano_san]

[He'd like to help Zelda out, but...]

What kind of tests?

[withwisdom]

You just have to drink something for me and let me observe the results.

[ not suspicious at all. ]

[asano_san]

Results?

[She did say it was a test. Tests have results.]

What kind of results?

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[good_ideas]

hey hero
remember how i said you could help?

i need you to come and help me put up flyers

[asano_san]

Keigo isn't available today!

Try again tomorrow.

[good_ideas]

too late
i'm outside ♥

#FF8080

[queenofminiskirts]

i'll tell you where you can find a dirty book if you don't ask about the hole in your wall that's blocked up by a boulder.

[asano_san]

That was you?????

[queenofminiskirts]

i admit to nothing.

[Because that was the whole point. Not admitting that she did something wrong.]

do you want the book or not?

action.

[shizun]

[ Um.

Why hasn't anything been said about the boulder that is now part of the house? Why has absolutely nothing been said about it?! He stands in front of the boulder, tapping his fan against his chin. It is so fucking noticeable! What the fuck? What the fuck! Why? ]

Young Master Asano. You would not happen to... ask me anything, would you? [ His eyes shift towards the boulder as he calls to Keigo. Akashi Kaoru said he wouldn't say anything, but... what the fuck? ]

[asano_san]

[Keigo, passing by without thinking much about what Shen Qingqiu is doing, turns and walks closer to see what his roommate needs.

Oh.

Operation: Say Nothing About the Hole in the Wall gets much more difficult when the person he's not supposed to say anything to is standing right in front of it.]

Did you want me to make you something to eat?

[1/3]

[shizun]

[ He looks straight at the boulder. ]

[shizun]

[ Asano Keigo. Please follow my eyes! WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT RIGHT HERE! Don't you want to say anything about it?! Excuse me?! Hello? See this! This is not part of the wall!! I made a demolition duty girl become a temporary construction crew lady! And you have nothing to say?! ]

[shizun]

N, no. There is no reason for you to worry about making anything.

[ He clears his throat. ]

I merely wondered if you had any questions about anything...

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[good_ideas]

[And this time it isn't bees!

In the dark of the night someone had swooped in (with Kaoru in tow of course) to deliver chocolate in secret. Upon waking up Keigo will find three small chocolates filled with strawberry jam on top of a note:]

Dear Keigo Asano-san,
Thank you for using our chocolate delivery service for lonely singles, that'll be 3400 yen.

Sincerely,
Shiho Sannomiya

[asano_san]

[Of course he's unable to accept this turn of events in silence.]

That's not how Valentine's chocolates work!

[good_ideas]

it should be though
i mean i made that by hand because i couldn't just buy you something here
but if you pay for them then it'll cancel out

#D20000

[lacrimose]

hey keigo

you've noticed those scales around town right

[asano_san]

You mean the scales I touched and started breathing fire? Those scales?

I noticed them.

[lacrimose]

[why is he not surprised that Keigo is affected, smh]

yeah those

do you think the baby dragon had something to do with it? I never did find another dragon when i looked in the forest