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[asano_san]

[Voice Post - Filtered to Friendly Types]

I bought a new video game today. Everyone at school was talking about it, so I just had to try it out. I hope my teachers don't count on me getting a lot of homework done this week.

Then on the way home, I stopped for crepes because I still can't look at ice cream.

It sure is nice to have money to spend on yourself on March 14.




WHY DON'T I HAVE ANYONE TO GET WHITE DAY GIFTS FOR?!

Comments

*mock mock mock*

[storm-pulse.livejournal.com]

Then you better hope your teachers are nothing like my captain, kid. Otherwise, they're probably gonna kick your ass.

Do I have to spell it out again why you can't get a woman interested in you? I thought we established that pretty well the last time.

[asano_san]

Teachers aren't allowed to kick your ass.

At least, I don't think they are...

I'll get the work done eventually. Some of it. Enough of it!

No, I don't need you to spell it out! Like I'd take advice from someone who doesn't know what to do with a girl once he's got one!

[storm-pulse.livejournal.com]

You might want to be sure of that before you skiv on your work.

You almost sound like Vice-Captain when she's trying to justify herself, you know that?

Oh, I know very well what to do with a girl, kid. But getting one in the first place seems beyond you, so I'm not sure you can lecture me about it.

1/2

[asano_san]

Do you have to rub it in!? With the kid and the not getting girls and the...

2/2

[asano_san]

Can we talk about your Vice-Captain instead?

[storm-pulse.livejournal.com]

[He chuckles a little at this.]

Now, why didn't I see this coming? Keep dreaming, kid. Think she'd give you the time of day?

[asano_san]

I didn't say she would! I'd just rather talk about her than listen to you calling me kid and making fun of me for not having a girlfriend!

[storm-pulse.livejournal.com]

Ah. Looks like it didn't work, then.

Seriously, though, I'd be careful about talking about her. I'm kinda on thin ice with the higher-ups at the moment, and I could honestly do without her punching me in the head for saying something stupid about her.

[asano_san]

Oh? If I talk about MATSUMOTO-SAN, you could get in trouble? The lovely MATSUMOTO-SAN would really punch you in the head?

[storm-pulse.livejournal.com]

Didn't say she'd do that if you talked about her, did I? If you wanna risk going overboard and make yourself the target of head-punching, that's not my concern. Do you even know how much that hurts?

[asano_san]

I do. No thanks to Ichigo!

[storm-pulse.livejournal.com]

Why am I not surprised?

And I've gotta be around Matsumoto-fukutaichou almost every day. Call me crazy for wanting to avoid multiple blows to the head.

[bewerethecat.livejournal.com]

Well if you really want to buy a gift for a pretty girl, I'm sure Ururu wouldn't mind the attention.

And if you wanted to buy me chocolate, I wouldn't turn it down.

[asano_san]

Yoruichi-san!

But it doesn't work that way!

[bewerethecat.livejournal.com]

We're you just complaining that you didn't have anyone to buy gifts for?

[asano_san]

You're only supposed to buy someone a White Day gift if she gave you chocolates on Valentine's Day!

/rubs it in

[the-rotator.livejournal.com]

Can't you buy gifts for all the people who gave you chocolate last month? I understand that's supposed to make people's list easier.

/cries moar

[asano_san]

You're doing this on purpose, aren't you Kuchiki-san?!

[the-rotator.livejournal.com]

...no?

[asano_san]

I don't have anyone to buy White Day gifts for because no one gave me anything for Valentine's Day!

[the-rotator.livejournal.com]

Really? That's not very nice of them. I'd assumed people were more generous with their affection in the living world.

[asano_san]

If they're generous with their affection, it's not to me.

[the-rotator.livejournal.com]

Jaw up, Asano-kun. I'm sure you'll find someone who appreciates your exuberance someday.

[ooc: should be chin up. She still fails a bit at modern colloquialisms.]

[asano_san]

Jaw...um, yeah. Thanks. Maybe someday.

[the-rotator.livejournal.com]

Ichigo did. And he's not what I'd call suave.

[asano_san]

Oh, so now you have to rub it in that Ichigo has a girlfriend and I don't!

[the-rotator.livejournal.com]

I call that encouragement.

[lion-plushie.livejournal.com]

Who says it just has to be for a lovely lady who got you something for Valentine's Day? I was forgotten, too, you know! But I couldn't not get something for Neesan at least! It would have been horrible of me!

[asano_san]

Yoruichi-san told me something like that, too. I still say that's not how it works!

[lion-plushie.livejournal.com]

Who cares if that's how it works?! This was for Neesan! That's more important than tradition!

[asano_san]

Is it also more important than tradition to give another guy's girlfriend something on White Day?

Strikes are not here

[lion-plushie.livejournal.com]

It's not like I'm trying to take her away! Even though I'd like to. You can give stuff to friends, too! And she's still my friend, even if she's with Ichigo! I won't abandon her!

[asano_san]

Hey, do what you want. I'm not the one who's going to get kicked in the head.

[lion-plushie.livejournal.com]

If Neesan is the one doing the kicking, I won't mind.

[asano_san]

I meant Ichigo!

[lion-plushie.livejournal.com]

Then he'll just be acting like a pettily jealous idiot! It won't be me that suffers for that!

[asano_san]

Are you sure you won't be suffering? I know I'd be suffering. Ichigo would make sure that I suffered.

[lion-plushie.livejournal.com]

Not as much as he will! Neesan would be very displeased with how little faith he places in their relationship if he has to beat up somebody for giving her a White Day gift! She would make him pay!

[asano_san]

Is Kuchiki-san really that violent?

[lion-plushie.livejournal.com]

I've seen her hit him before. She's not averse to doing it if he's being stupid!

[asano_san]

I'd like to see that!

[lion-plushie.livejournal.com]

It's a thing of beauty. Of course, with Neesan, everything is a thing of beauty.

[Just late.]

[sealed-gun-girl.livejournal.com]

[Ururu feels sad for not getting Keigo-san a Valentine's day gift... but she didn't think to show her affection to anyone else but Kisuke-san.]

I'll make you a chocolate dipped banana (http://www.diddilydeedotsdreamland.zoomshare.com/files/Donna/tm1b51_chocolate_dipped_bananas_lg_0.jpg) next time you come here for work, Keigo-san.

I swear I'm using this icon in the non-skeeviest way possible.

[asano_san]

Thanks, Ururu-chan!