IC Contact - Siren's Pull

[asano_san]

You've reached Asano Keigo. I can't come to the phone right now, but leave a message...

You called because you knew I wasn't here, didn't you! You're trying to avoid talking to m- [Cuts off]

Comments

[outbursting.livejournal.com]

Got you a date.

Call back for details.

[asano_san]

Is this a joke?

[ Video ]

[deathknellgrell.livejournal.com]

Keigo! Keigo darling. Are you there? I've spoken to Ahiru!

[ Video ]

[asano_san]

You have?

[ Video ]

[deathknellgrell.livejournal.com]

Keeeeeeeeeeeei~goooooooooooooo!

[ Video ]

[asano_san]

Yeah?

[He's looking wary, because the last time Grell called, he was trying to set him up with Ahiru and that went so well.]

voicemail; July 7th SOB SO LATE

[topslug.livejournal.com]

Hello, Keigo-san! [ The friendly, perky voice on the end of the line probably isn't one that's familiar to Keigo. ] My name is Yako Katsuragi. Miss Nelliel referred me to you.

Would you like to participate as a model on the Newcomer calendar we're coming out with? You don't need to have any modeling experience, and you don't have to dress up or anything special like that.

Let me know if you're interested!

voice;

[asano_san]

This is some kind of prank, isn't it?

[tlfn virus]

[gaveherwings]

Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.

[Voice]

[asano_san]

[How does he know? Is it because he's a doctor?]

All I did was touch his butt! It doesn't mean I want to have sex with him! And it wasn't my fault! It was the phe- phere- He was in heat!

[TLFN Text] (Because I can. And I enjoy flailing.)

[icy_heavens]

We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.

[Voice] (Because really, it's not the same if you can't hear him.)

[asano_san]

Was I drunk? I swore I'd never have another night like that but maybe Grell someone got me drunk again.

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.

[asano_san]

Please don't tell me you're confusing me with Grell.

NV Virus

[ibreakrules]

Apparently someone can get their foot stuck up another person's ass when trying to kick it. I was definitely not getting involved in that one.

[asano_san]

Is this supposed to be some kind of warning?

[ Video ]

[deathknellgrell]

Hello sweetie~♥

Don't know if you noticed, but there's a girl on the network who's in need of a flatmate. She seems very...

[ BATSHIT INSANE ]

...nice. You should call her.

[ Video ]

[asano_san]

Is she nice like the elf you tried to get to sleep with me?!

[nyaruko]

--Well, I actually called hoping to talk to you, but it's okay if I left a message, right? Right!

Hi, I'm Nyarlathotep Yasaka! But everyone calls me Nyaruko~ I heard that you were in need of a roommate, and I'm looking for somewhere to stay in a little over a week (it's always good to plan things early, after all!); I know we're strangers but I'm still pretty new to the island and I'm definitely looking to make new friends!

[asano_san]

I'm sorry. [And he really is, because maybe there are some red flags with the boyfriend and some unnamed something making him nervous, but she's still a girl willing to move in with him.] Grell keeps trying to find me a roommate because I just lost one, but my other roommate is coming back sometime and he won't like it if I gave his room away while he was gone.

[blackmoonrising]

[Ring ring]

[asano_san]

[Not bothering with checking the caller ID. Ichigo gets a slightly bored sounding:]

Yeah?

Anonymous Text on October 1st

[aggravating]

ARE YOU BONING THE HULK?

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

RESPOND IMMEDIATELY TO AVOID HOURLY UPDATES OF VANILLA ICE LYRICS FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS.

[asano_san]

Of course I'm not boning anyone!

Who put you up to this?

Was it Yosuke?

(Optional)

[edge_of_nothing]

[* PING! * GOES YOUR INBOX. A wild attachment appears!]



[WHAT DO YOU DO?

> Y (accept) / N (reject) / PIE (do you want to know more?) ]

[[OOC: This all goes with The OOC notif and this post, so.]]

[oedipus_complexxx]

When did you get a voicemail, Keigo?

[asano_san]

Maybe I always had voicemail and you just never called me!

Backdated to the 1st

[blackmoonrising]

[Keigo will find in his mailbox a package containing this, a note scrawled on the envelope stating that no, this isn't an April Fool, and a card signed from Ichigo and Rukia with the obligatory horribly drawn bunny next to Rukia's name, and an IOU from Ichigo for a couple of rounds at the bar.]

Re: Backdated to the 1st

[asano_san]

[When it comes time to cash in that IOU, Keigo is going to buy the fanciest, most expensive alcohol he can think of.]